That's right, friends, we are very excited to announce that our next DFW metroplex appearance will be at the monumentally cool Dallas Gaming Expo!

This event has everything, man, holy crapshaith! Music! Free-play video games! Competitions! Celebrity guests! You'll be able to see diggity dang ol' Verne Troyer and Peter Mayhew in the same place at the same time! Whatta world!

Even better, we'll be reuniting with our awesomely handsome and talented tourma...